Seriously...That's How You Describe Yourself?

I really can't figure out why people skip over reading peoples' online profiles, because you never know when you are going to find a gem of a profile and get some damn good material to laugh at. My friend Jason got an email from this guy on one of the regular gay "social networking" sites we ALL cruise from time to time, and I gotta tell you...I have not laughed so hard in quite a while. I mean...misspelled words, incorrect use of words, using "text" spelling...it has it all. On top of that, I can't tell if he is gangsta or just trying to be gangsta because certain people might find that endearing. You be the judge, and just a note, this is copied word for word with NOTHING changed:

"yO whats up im just a coo laid back kinda guy! Im not into all the DRAMA that sorounds me! Im just into going out to the clubs and haveing a good time with some friends! I also like to spend time with Family and friends at ME CASA just watching some Collage Football and drankin on some cold ass BUDLIGHT! Or outside working on my car or lowrider bike!

Im now trying to get my life back on track! Iv been in a hole lot of BULL SHIT in the past 4years. And now just trying to stay away from it. I guess im just a coo ass nigga to chill with and hang out with Im guessing! Just with out the DRAMA! But if you wana know more just holla @ cha BOi!"

Okay...for real...how many times did it take you to read that before you understood what in the hell he is saying? I am not even going to copy and paste the section "What I'm Looking For" because it may cause seizures. PS, I count 27 errors in spelling, punctuation, and/or sentence structure. While we are on the topic of social networking sites, what are some of the best OR worst "pick up" lines people have sent to you? I want comments people!!!!! You don't even have to leave your name, just click anonymous and go. I know people are reading this blog, but nobody ever comments...throw me a bone on this one...I BEG OF YOU!