To Catch a Predator

You know, I can't help but hate and love this show at the same time. For those who have been living under a rock for the last three years, I am referring to NBC's Dateline sting operation: To Catch a Predator. The endless parade of creepy men looking for a hot tryst with an underage girl or boy makes my stomach turn a little bit tighter every single time I watch. At the same time, I can't help but laugh at these guys for doing what they are doing. Last night, as I watched with intent, I was also chatting on AIM with my friend Brad as we gave play-by-play commentary about the whole thing. I will bring some of that chat transcript to you later today. But to tide you over until then, here are some of my favorite quotes from the sleezebags who got caught last night and from host Chris Hansen.
Hansen: "Um, take your jelly with you."
Hansen: "That's a little creepy I gotta tell you."
"I am gonna be labeled a loser now."
Girl Actress: "Wow, I love your Mustang."
"I know this looks bad."
"Did I do something wrong." (with a dumbass look on his face)
"You give good directions...yeah."
"I'm not gay or anything, I just wanted to hang out."
"Top?...No, I don't know what that means."
"Funny thing is...I knew something was going on."