Really...Paris is Faking it?

Stop the damn presses right this second. I can't believe that all of her "do good" behavior is all an act:

"GONE are the days of Paris Hilton picking at her bikini bottoms on the beach, changing guys like underwear and partying nonstop - but sources close to the ditzy heirhead tell Page Six her new grown-up attitude is nothing but a big, phony act. "

Imagine that. Paris faking her kindness and charitable acts! Who on God's green earth really thought it was the real thing? Why am I even talking about this?
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