He Picked It Up?

Well, this missed connection reminds me a little bit of Cinderella with a gay twist and something else that could be considered kind of perverse and slightly disappointing in the place of the infamous glass slipper.

HOT GUY IN RED SHORTS ON SUNDAY AT TOWN LAKE - m4m

We caught eyes and gazed at each other near the water area, then you took off running. I was following behind you, for endurance and checking out the view, when a rolled up sock fell out of your shorts! I picked up and still have it. Email me if you want it back, and perhaps I can see what is really down there.

You...long hair, shoulder legnth, blonde, no shirt, red shorts, chest was smooth as silk in a perfect "V". Hit me up.

Well, isn't that special? Okay, I don't want to be the one to squash anyone's optimistic outlook on the "gazing", or "making eyes at each other" as my friend Jason refers to it, but just because someone looks at you doesn't mean they want to sleep with you, or date you, or have much of anything to do with you. Sometimes people look without realizing they are looking. I know I have done that before...never gotten a missed connection from it, but have done it. Also, who picks up a sock that a guy had stuffed in his shorts, and furthermore who stuffs their running shorts with a rolled up sock anyway? That is just blatant false advertisement, and I would not be having it. Eh...I am over this post.