Victoria Has Arrived

So, I absolutely had to watch the hour long special about Victoria Beckham coming to America last night, because as Victoria would say...it is MAJUH. I found it to be kind of trite, but I am loving her. Some of my favorite quotes from last nights episode:

"My new assistant cannot be too pretty. She also cannot be too thin."

On her new assistant complimenting her heels: "I would never be caught with a pair of ballerina heels on...you should probably think about getting you a pair of these."

"It is exhausting being fabulous."

On getting invited to a socialite luncheon..."I have seen this before, I watch Desperate Housewives." And BTW, those ladies scared the shit out of me...especially that one that thought she could screech like a dolphin and thought Becks was getting paid $60 billion to play for the L.A. Galaxy. And the amount of plastic surgery in the room...and the decorating in the house they were having the luncheon...OMG. SCARY! I also enjoyed her getting drunk in the middle of the day with these women.

When she got pulled over by the police and was asked to get out of the car: "I can't be photographed in flats."

After her chat with Perez Hilton: "Let me make myself miserable for the cameras."

Another favorite part was in the earthquake simulator when she was supposed to duck, cover, and...???, the look on her face when she walked into that horribly decorated trailer, and then when the trailer started rocking, you could see that she screamed the word "FUCK". SO GOOD!

I am sure in a few weeks I will be over the overexposure, but for now I am okay with it. GOD, what it must be like to be her...I would LOVE LOVE LOVE it.