Almost Scalped

SO, I have been watching my parents' dog and house since Saturday, as they have been out of town. They have the most spoiled ass rotten dog that is the biggest pain in my ass EVER. Hearing or seeing one drop of moisture fall from the sky sends this dog into a complete meltdown and he will dig through the concrete barrier my parents have installed under the entire perimeter of their backyard to keep him from doing just that. It is like a damn cartoon animal. Well, I was busy with work yesterday and did not notice the rain started falling down to wake my dreams and let it wash away my sanity and sent me into panic mode, because the last time this dog got out I had to drive around the damn hood looking for his limp walking ass. I immediately jumped into the car to rush home to let him in the house. I push the button on the garage door opener and just COULDN'T wait a few seconds to let the door rise and I end up running into the bottom of the door, which scraped across the top of my head taking skin with it. I dropped to the down grabbing my head in tears and afraid that I was going to pass out from the pain and die on the floor of my parents garage, later becoming food for Pug after he had found a weak spot in the fence like those damn dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. I have provided some pictures to show you what exactly had happened. The pictures are slightly gross, so click on the black and white bald picture to see the grotesque mess. The worst part about it is, I didn't realize how bad it really was until a few hours later when it went from numb to on fire, I walked down the hall and asked a colleague to look at my head and she FREAKED the fuck out.