I'd hate to be her assistant

Here is a lovely little clip from Paula Abdul's new reality show.



I mean...really? I know Paula Abdul is all kinds of "big time" but even still...does she have SO little time that she can't pack a small bag herself, or even keep a bag packed at all times that has the things she knows will make her flight more comfortable? Ho says she is not going to sleep because her pants are too tight...sure...are we supposed to believe that she doesn't have a prescription for every single sleeping pill on the market...including a couple not approved by the FDA that you can only get in a dark alley in Mexico from a "pharmacist" named Pedro...I think not. At least give your assistants a list of stuff you would like...as they are not mind readers.