Always about Reichen

I swear, this fame whore is never far from trying to get himself into the media or have his picture taken for the gazillionth time. I mean...now this? Good ole Reichy has himself a jewelry line at some website called Love and Pride, and get this, it seems to be named "Fly Naked with Reichen". Let me be the 27th person to say...congrats, your crap is not cute. Personally, I have no problem with a silly fame whoring homo creating a jewelry line, BUT what does wearing jewelry have to do with him laying naked on a slab of concrete with a fighter jet photoshopped into the sky? If the pilot of that plane were smart he would drop a bomb on him. Oh wait, maybe he is promoting that he is a bottom, probably a bossy bottom. Is it absolutely necessary that he be in ALL of the pictures? How about focusing on the jewelry and not his bare ass. There are A LOT of homo designers out there that know good PR and Advertising and how it works better when they don't put themselves in the pictures. I think just about every homo knows who he is by now...thanks to Lance Bass. I also don't know any homos that particularly care for him or would drop $149 for a tacky piece of jewelry made by someone the rest of the world has never heard of nor cares about. Actually, my friends are just fine with buying cheap shiny accessories at ALDO.
Shockingly, a shiny titanium cockring is missing from the list of inventory. Well, I am sure they have overlooked that minor detail and are working on it as I type this. And if that wasn't bad enough, 10% of the revune will go to help the Servicemember's Legal Defense Network, which is doing what it can to lift the ban on gays in the military. I wouldn't get my hopes up about the proceeds going to help anyone because 10% of zero is still nothing. 10%...really? Why not 100%? Oh that's right, Reichy's gotta pay for the lifestyle he has become accustomed. I am sure when someone finally does buy that propellor money clip for $125, that $12.50 will be put to good use in putting less than 4 gallons of gas in some attorney's shiny new S-Class. Geez, how did Lance Bass put up with it for so long? Am I right ladies? On second thought...who the hell cares. Can someone tell me when the next bus gets here, because there is NO way I am getting on that flight.