Is this 45 B.C.?

No, it is 2006. So why does LiLo insist on wearing the some extra's leftover shoes from the movie Troy? Girl those shoes are not cute, and despite what the delirium caused by your "exhaustion" makes you think...they are not magical either. And just because the little cartoon guy from the Red Bull commercial had shoes that grew wings after two sips, does not mean your shoes will, but if you wanna try, feel free to jump off a building to prove me wrong...I dare you.

[dilisted]