Tigers. By Britney Spears

Hey Ya'll here are he latest ramblings by Britney on her website:

"In some ways, people are a lot like animals," Spears writes. "I'm mesmerized by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger."

UM...WHAT!?!? It would probably be best to keep something like that to yourself, as not to elude to the fact that you are teetering on the edge of some kind of brain malfunctioning disorder, and I am confused...does she own a tiger? Does K-Fed want a tiger to ride shotgun in his Ferrari? Or does she just not realize that her high-def tv isn't really a window? What does this all mean B Spears? All I have to say about tigers is: "THEY'RE GRRRRRREAT!", especially when covered in extra sugar and drenched in milk. HUH, WHAT? What do you mean tigers aren't part of a balanced breakfast?
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