Simple Rules for the Movies

Just going to the movies these days can be even more dramatic than the monologue in The Others when Nicky Kidman finds out she is a ghost...sure didn't see that coming. I mean...with young lovers canoodling, kids misbehaving, and bitches talking...I don't know how I haven't had a complete meltdown and lost my shit on more than 15 occasions. I am going to lobby for this to play before every single movie I go to.



Of course my favorite verse is: "Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this, take the seed outside! Leave it in the streets! Run over it after the show!"
[bwe]