The Not So News

- Ok! magazine is SO nice. They have taken it upon themselves to do the work that Vanessa Manillo and Nick Lachey should have done...if they had enough money to do it. They forked over $400,000 for the Vanachey sex tapes that show Nick having sex with his Mexican hooker (because we all know that is what she is...well, she may not be Mexican, but she is a damn hooker) just to get them off the market. Who cares about these these two? Really? All of this mess was probably all set up by her, because she wants to be a star. Hun...NEVER gonna happen. When you have the prescence of a cardboard cutout on camera...not many people are gonna come calling. [nydailynews]

- Shemar Moore was snapped on a beach. In the surf. Naked. HEEEEYYY! His peen isn't very long soft, but I am not going to judge because he is in the water and we all know what happens in the surf. He could also be a "grower". [dlisted]

- Steve Sanders as the next Bob Barker? I don't think so. I mean, he has the womanizing (remember all the Barker's Beauties problems) down, but he isn't as easily forgiveable or lovable personality like good ole Bob was. [nydailynews]

- Kelly Clarkson has come out swinging, and I hope she knocks Clive Davis's block off. Clarkson was quoted in Blender Magazine (which I will be picking up ASAP) as saying: "I don't know you very well, and I am not a bull-[bleep]er. I get [that] you don't like the album. You're 80; you're not supposed to like my album." I didn't think it was possible for me to love Kelly more than I do right now. Call me! [nypost]

- I think Miss New Jersey planted the pictures herself. I saw this stupid crap on The Today Show this morning, and thought...she was being blackmailed for those pictures? Please...the pictures consisted of her in Halloween costumes, celebrating her 21st birthday, kissing her boyfriend, and her boyfriend pretending to bite her left boob. I have more provocative pictures on my damn driver's license AND passport. I am thinking she put together this mess to get publicity for herself, because she was too afraid to do Coke like Miss America. See the video of her "exclusive" interview at the Today show's website. Matt Lauer is less than impressed, as am I. Note to Miss Jersey...if you are going to make a big deal about nothing, take a lesson from all these celebutards and Miss America at least throw a pic with a nip slip or a crotch shot in there somewhere, or maybe your boyfriend doing a line of coke off your left boob, because we are not interested in your "scandalous" and "embarassing" pictures of you hanging out with your friends at a bar. Note to her friends...you embarass her. Also, what exactly were the blackmailers hoping to collect, because that evidence is worthless. Also, what a big dull dud she is.