Reunion: Cojo and The Ugly Stick

These are two people who should NOT be involved in the world of fashion in any way, shape, or form...especially not telling someone how to dress and not ridiculing how some people dress. Rachel Zoe, the one woman eating disorder encouragement posse, and Stephen Cojocaro the over the top momma hit me with an ugly stick screeching queen who should invest heavily in non-funhouse mirrors to look at before leaving the house.So...with that said...let's go ahead and dissect what they are wearing and how they look. We shall start with Cojo. I see he is still sporting the Chastity "I'm a lesbian" Bono look. Sad part is...Chas beat him to this look about 9 years ago. Sorry , Cojo, but you get the "Blast from the passssst" award tonight, heavy on the hisssssss, for your retro look. I bet the worst part of walking down the red carpet at any huge event is seeing this monster at the end of it with a microphone the size of the giant dildo he probably keeps hidden in his nightstand. I just grossed myself out. Meanwhile, Ms. Zoe is continuing her role as a stick broken off the tree. She is such a monster. Now I am understanding this reunion. She is the ugly stick that Cojo's mom used to beat him with. I need to know...are there NO stylists or fashion critics in Hollywood who can properly dress themselves before giving "tips" to their clients...or critics that can pass as a star and not some kind of clown before giving criticism? Then again, I guess the people that dress stars and critics can't look better than the stars, but why the hell not...I would, because I have what industry insiders call "IT", and I am glamoursly hard as nails and would look my best all the time. Now, I am getting off on a tangent...Ms. Zoe you almost got the award for "most recycleable" but that goes to Lindsay Lohan tonight...so you get the award of...actually you don't deserve an award. Please leave.

PS - For all of you that are aghast because I am making fun of Cojo even after his kidney surgery, then to you I say...that queen was NOT cute before the surgery and if anything he looks better now than pre-surgery manorexic.