The Not So News

- Lance Armstrong has been rumored to be dating The Donald's daughter Invanka Trump. Um...what? Seems like an unlikely pair...but then again so were the rumors about lance and Paris Hilton. Maybe he likes himself an heiress. [pagesix]

- Madonna beats Britney out for top paid female singer in the world. Looks like Britney has a lot of work to do to drop a zillion pounds, find some good hair extensions AND a brush to keep them neat, OH and record a multiplatinum album that includes a world tour that has people gasping and talking, all the while resisting the tempting seductions of K-Fed who is in it to win it by impregnating her with as many kids as possible and laughing all the way to the bank when he gives up custody to all of them after he cashes his check. Good luck with ALL of that. [popsugar]

- ENOUGH with the damn sister acts in Hollywood. I mean...really. You have Jessica and Ashlee, Hilary and Horsey Hailey, Britney and Jamie Lynn. Jesus...I am sick of it. Just because the world gets tired of seeing one, does not mean that we want to see a new version of the same old trick.[jch]

- Dustin Diamond may be the one behind the "leak" of the pornoriffic tape of him giving a "dirty sanchez" to some chick who has a fetish for has been actors who played a nerd on tv and plays a desperate for media attention nerd in real life. I am hoping that is what the story is, because who else in their right mind would unleash such mind traumatizing material to the general public. How embarassed do you think the girls are? This whole scheme wreaks of Zach Morris. [tmz]