Carmen does the Ritz

And by "the Ritz", I mean she is apparently the new spokesmodel/person for Ritz Camera. Um...what? Carmen Electra and cameras? I don't see the connection, but Ritz thinks that bringing Carmen on will help them seem more hip and edgey. Well with cutting edge advertisements like this one they should have no problem attracting people.

COME ON, this is Carmen Fucking Electra we are talking about here. Having this hot ass woman pose in a conservatively draped burlap sack, photoshopped into a bad tan, and holding a camera is not gonna do it. This has to be one of the most boring ads I have ever seen, because I wouldn't think twice about it. And it seems clear that Ritz used all their ad money to pay Carmen's salary, and the CEO had to have his kid create something on Printshop Deluxe. She is the face of Max Factor for God's sake. This is how an ad with Carmen SHOULD look:

I feel insulted for having to bear witness to the first picture and I apologize to my readers as well.[dlisted]