They say vision

This article from Ladies Home Journal is all lies. When I was a kid I ate all kinds of orange, yellow, and green veggies and to no avail. My eyes finally stopped getting worse at -6.5 and -6.75. I am basically blind, despite eating carrots like there weren't going to be any left. My vision is so bad, my friends all make fun of me and LOVE putting on my glasses because it makes them feel drunk without drinking a drop. I think they also like to watch each other's eyes immediately cross when they slip my glasses on. LHJ can suck it. I hate them. Granted, nothing will ever be as stylish as the specs I wore in high school.

And the answer is yes...I was Waldo!