A Public Affair

Jessy Simpson has released a new single and you can listen to it on her myspace profile. Here is the artwork for the single, and notice how her sytlist/bff Ken Paves is in it (and I am surprised her new lady bff Eva L. isn't in the picture). There is a better picture on her website www.jessicasimpson.com. BTW, before I get on a tangent about Ken Paves, the song is a little bit too much reminiscent of "Holiday". Take a gander for yourself.

Why does she have to have him in all her business? I mean, thanks to Kathy Griffin for making the gays the must have accessory for actresses from all lists to have around, but damnit, why can't they be cute? Kathy's gays are cute, but Ken Paves is not. He is fugly. If I am gonna spend the time to read an US Weekly while I am waiting for the slow ass cashiers at the grocery store to ring up my purchases I wanna see some cute homos...NOT FUGLY. Case in point:

He looks like a 40 year old man failing at his attempts to look like a 20 year old twink. Sort of cartoonish looking if you ask me. Like something from the Batman Cartoon...YES..that is it. He looks like the Scarecrow. I will try to find a picture when I have more time to illustrate my point. And Eva and Jessy as a bff match? I can't even begin to discuss the randomness of that hot mess. The only thing I can think of that they have in common is Texas, and most of us don't like to admit that Jessy or her brood is from here, and we all know my feelings on her pimp...er father.