
“It was her and I putting out the fire with the hose,” Pratt, 24, tells Seacrest. “Until the firemen got there. They were fast.” “The fire is out now,” Pratt told Seacrest Monday morning. But the situation made fiancée Montag, 21, stop and realize this wasn’t a stunt for reality TV, but rather a dose of real life. “Spencer was down there with the garden hose and I was like, oh, what have our lives come to!”
DING! DING! DING! That is the correct question Heidi...what HAS your life come to? Shameless backstabbing to get ahead, an engagement to a big douche that doesn't even rate when put next to Summer's Eve Spring Fresh Scent, turning on your besties for that same douche, and being an all around dumbass with the blank stare on your face when things don't satisfy you. Funny how it takes a murderous fire for the bitch to realize that real life ain't a bunch of lights and cameras. I can totally see her using this as a reason to declare her love for Lauren and yap about how this has given her perspective and life is too short and try to reconcile their friendship. BTW, have you bitches heard her new single? I have, and I think I prefer someone to light a screeching Roman Candle in my ear, because at least with that I know the pitch and note that is being "sung" and while I might go deaf from the Roman Candle, it would be less likely to make my ears bleed. [people]
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