From the NY Post:
WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night.
- DUH, Lindsay Lohan or maybe Paris Hilton, but most likely good ole' Linds. Girl has got a serious problem.
WHICH too-good-to-be-real Hollywood leading man and his hard-bodied wife deserve Oscars for their portrayal of a perfect marriage? They both have secret lives with members of the same sex.
- No clue..."too good to be real"? Silly homos.
No comments:
Post a Comment