Monday, February 05, 2007

Homo Blind Item

WHICH American star's new relationship is a complete sham? The buxom babe has agreed - for a fee - to be seen out and about with her latest beau in a bid to quash persistent rumours about his sexuality.

Duh, John Mayer

If John Mayer is, in fact, gay...why does he dress like he rolled around in a pile of clothes at Good Will and just walked out with what stuck and look like he has never heard of Pantene Pro-V? I mean really? Hobo Chic is not cute. Furthermore, I did a random poll of both gay men and straight women, and 3 out of 3 of them deny having any attraction whatsoever to him or his gravely voice. Then again...who in the hell cares about either of these two people? I am glad this hooker isn't in the news or on magazine covers, or her dad isn't publicly fondling her at a red carpet event.

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