Chyna does karateoake

I have never witnessed a scene quite like this, and I admit to being mentally disturbed for approximately 4 minutes 32 seconds after I witnessed this in shock and awe. Someone tell her that a drunken rasp may have worked for Iron Maiden and Janis Joplin, but doesn't work so much for her. Raspy sounds does not a singer make. I am not going to tell her because I don't want to get body slammed into next week okay.


And is it just me or is that Fergie in the background dancing like one of those rock star's girlfriends that Chyna plants a smooch on?