Nice Jug

Oh Lindsay, you never cease to amuse the masses with things like your very public feuds with your fellow...whatever you want to call the Paris Hilton-type people in your life, your crazy momma (who is only famous because she is your mom) who considers herself the "white Oprah" (um...Dina...hun, there is only one Oprah, and she black okay? she is also worth over $1 billion compared to Lindsay's paltry $7 million), or wardrobe choices like this stunning sweatshirt dress (circa 1984) that, when worn without lingerie gives all of us a nice shot of your right jug. I have seen enough...thank you.

Can Lindsay's stylist please give Heidi Klum a call? Actually, how about she just turn on a television to see an ad for "The Body" by Victoria's Secret and hook a girl up with some support. Also, since I have come to the realization that I know and am friends with more girls that have had implants installed in their chests than anyone else I know, this question is for them...is that Lindsay's real boob or is it fake? [splashnewsonline]