Mr. Spears can't be taken seriously

Well, the rap world has spoken of K-Fed's performance at the Teen Choice Awards, and really...it ain't good ya'll. Now, granted K-Fed is a totally amazing rapper...what with rhyming "superstar" and "superstar" and talking about Christal (despite the current boycott against the stuff), but according to industry insiders there is one big thing holding him back from becoming a "taken seriously" rap star, and it isn't his lack of rhymes or the fact that he is a scab for drinking Christal. That one big thing would be his big fat pregnant gum chewing wife ya'll.

Elliot Wilson, editor in chief of XXL magazine, hadn't seen Federline's TV debut. Still, he called it a "YouTube disaster" — something to be laughed off in hip-hop circles. "I just think we ignore him," Wilson told The Associated Press on Monday. "He's a joke, basically. ... I just don't think he gets it. He doesn't get that he's Britney's man and it's hard to take him seriously."

Jermaine Hall, executive editor of King magazine, echoes that sentiment. "The thing that really hurts him is the fact that he's perceived as Britney's husband," Hall, who had yet to see the performance, told the AP. "You know, kinda like Britney's second — I don't even want to say second in command, but — he's like the Britney Boy. He's like Mrs. Spears, and it's kinda hard to get over that perception."

Britney's boy bitch is probably a little more accurate, but that is just my opinion. Although a boy bitch would be more attentive than this guy is. [yahoonews]